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Katie Wants an Invite. Right Now, Please!

All my respect to women. Then it’s said.
But flicking through my firefox bookmarks the other day I stumbled over something rather awkward. When reading the news The Guardian and The Times are usually my favoured. I know: Labour vs. Conservatives (Rusbrigder – Harding) - and bla bla bla.
My stumbling block though, was the article in The Times written by Katie Price. Yes: Katie Price; Jordan; Peter Andre’s wife; the UK no. 1 ‘glamour model’. In this very remarkable article, she explains her annoyance of not being invited to a Polo match (Cartier Polo International) even though she is so very successful. Hmmm… Why is this even vaguely newsworthy? I mean, it’s not even interesting! If she wanted to go so badly, why didn’t she buy a ticket?

My biggest annoyance is probably not that The Times chooses to publish a story like this. Nor is it that Katie Price is so extraordinarily ludicrous. No, I think my major frustration is me spending 2 minutes actually reading it. But I really had to, though. It’s scary, but even though you know how dull the thing you are about to read is, sometimes you must. Just like bill-boards with an alluring picture on it. Or even sometimes gossip magazines.

The Cartier Polo International is held at the Guards Polo Club, associated with the royal family. The Duke of Edinburgh is the President for Christ’s sake. And still, Mrs. Price says: “More than 35,000 people came to the polo match last weekend but I was excluded.
Why? I’m a successful author and businesswoman, a rider, I am learning to play polo and I compete in dressage events”. Nude glamour modeling is first of all not the most admired career path. Second of all; is success necessarily invites to royal happenings? At next year’s noble or royalty-associated Cartier Polo International gathering, I believe is would be on it’s place if they invited Pete Doherty. Maybe also Amy Winehouse. (If any of them is still alive at that time of course). That would suit the purple drapes and large jewels.

Katie: There are no common people except in the highest spheres of society. (Thank you Mr. Twain).

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All pictures and illustrations above are taken or made and copyrighted by Christian Halsted ®

The Hype and The Hullabaloo

As written in may last post, Copenhagen Fashion Week will cast a glum shadow over the pretty and deserted streets of wonderous Copenhagen in a few days. As my position as anthropology student is far away from the press or fashion buyers, I haven’t got much to do with it this year. But as Copenhagen is rather small, most people will notice 50,000 people more, Paris Hilton and the extreme amounts of parties beginning with the in vogue word; ‘Fashion…’

Anyhow; set aside my title as a student. Friday day and night I helped out my old employer, Vs. Magazine, with setting up their launch party celebrating their 6th magazine and their, now, annual photography exhibition.
The new edition is much better than the previous ones, with 4 different covers and some great pictures and editorials. My only drag was the name of the photographic exhibition: Keep it Fashion (But Keep it Real). I mean, that would be like saying ‘Be Vegetarian (Eat Chicken)’. Keeping something fashion is to me a quite illusory as the fashion realm is somewhat superficial, which makes me unsure what to keep real? Your own fashion? Who then knows it’s fashion? Hmm… Maybe I’m just a little ignorant. Please help me out?

Yesterday’s event was an exhibition in partnership with WWF and RFC (Forest Stewardship Council) as Vs. Magazine is now ‘green certified’, which is really great i think. It was held at 5 star Hotel Skt. Petri, in the center of Copenhagen.

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All pictures and illustrations above are taken or made and copyrighted by Christian Halsted ®

Alien in Pretoria

As Darwin and Wallace’s theory suggests, more creatures in a population are born than can survive. This is the struggle for existence. So when some 10.000 Chinese decides to settle elsewhere - in this case South Africa - the colonialists must react. That’s pretty fair isn’t it? First they reacted with discrimination under apartheid which gave them very little liberty to earn decent money or have decent jobs. This also reflected their societal status, and respect was a word that wasn’t heard of for very long. Now, 17 years after the racist apartheid system ceased, the Chinese South Americans have won the rights to be classified as ‘Black’.

Now what is really strange, is the classification of Asians. People from Korea, Taiwan and Japan were categorized as ‘White’. But, no no, Chinese are ‘Black’. Weird? Then think about it again, and correct your impulse to ‘extremely lame’! Might even ferocious, I could argue.

Marcel Berlins, from Guardian, recalls a trip to South Africa in the 1960s, where the Chinese were still under very strict restrictions, but the Japanese were seen as ‘white’: “Hardly anyone at the time had the faintest idea how to distinguish between Chinese and Japanese people, even supposing they were aware that the latter, legally speaking, were now Caucasians. But what if a newly whitened Japanese person was treated as though they were Chinese? A team of government officials was sent out to explain to puzzled restaurant owners and other service providers that the east Asian-looking gentlemen soon to enter their premises were to be served politely rather than turfed out unceremoniously. It caused great confusion at the time, but was clearly successful in business terms.”

My first thought was, how does this benefit the Chinese, does it make any difference, and hpw does this shit work? Well, apparently, the motive was financial. By being part of the (’luda’cris) black label, the Chinese gets access to various black economic empowerment schemes available to the victims of apartheid. Great life.

My last comment won’t be any anthropological nonsense on why this is normal in South Africa, or why this is even possible to take place now-a-days. No, I want to quote The Yardbirds’s song called ‘Mister, You’re a better Man than I’, as I believe it’s more clever than what I can come up with right now: Could you condemn a man, If your faith he doesn’t hold? Say the colour of his skin, Is the colour of his soul? Or could you say if men, For king and country all must die? Then Mister you’re a better man than I, Yeah You’re a better man than I

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All pictures and illustrations above are taken or made and copyrighted by Christian Halsted ®

Peace Crime Love Violence - tacky headline?

I have decided this week’s posts to be me commenting on things I find elsewhere. Today’s story is one that is featured on most newspaper’s website and commented on by a lot of people. My commentary will be in here though (see reason in previous post). Anyways, I am of course talking about the newest ‘Global Peace Index‘ that rates UK as the 49th most violent place in the world, measuring external and internal turmoil. UK is placed just below Panama (48) and one place above Mozambique (50) which probably makes it a bit more atrocious (literally speaking this is). The top countries are Iceland, Denmark and Norway, respectively. Iraq, Somalia and Sudan unsurprisingly take the bottom three places in the index.

For me being a Dane, this isn’t that surprising - I’ve always known Marcellus from Hamlet was wrong when saying ‘Something is rotten in the state of Denmark’. Now, I’m just grumbling about why I chose to live in England (London which is the worst place of them all, I guess) when I could have stayed put in little Copenhagen? I should maybe grumble about why I didn’t move to Iceland instead. But then again, their foreign minister’s name is ‘Ingibjorg Solrun Gisladottiir’ - which would probably give me some language barriers to struggle with on second thoughts.
But I don’t want to complain or sound lugubrious - I’m happy where I am. At least most of the time.

And while sitting here in my flat in East End London (Jack The Ripper’s old area actually) thinking about crime and violence, I haven’t really got anything important (or stupid) thing to say about it. Firstly because the word ‘crime’ alone just nauseates me. Secondly, crime, I believe, is one of the subjects that one either discuss in length or neglect by the rule of reason. So by taking the second, and easy option, I have decided to upload some pictures I took earlier today as well as quote The Kinks’s song called Apeman (I know it’s a bit corny) as it seems a bit more deep than what I could come up with:

I think I’m so educated and I’m so civilized
cos I’m a strict vegetarian
But with the over-population and inflation and starvation
And the crazy politicians
I don’t feel safe in this world no more
I don’t want to die in a nuclear war
I want to sail away to a distant shore and make like an ape man

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All pictures above are taken and copyrighted by Christian Halsted ®

Is New Media Killing Journalism?

I have decided to post a draft on some of my ideas on ‘new media’ and the discussion it creates in larger companies and publishers: Well, its difficult to decide where to start, but I have been told that people find it clever to start out a text by quoting someone important. I am not going to do that. Instead I will start out with one of my favourite British sayings: Opinions are like butt-holes: everybody has one. Today, one can almost say the same about blogs. Not that all blogs has butt-holes, no, but that it seems like everybody now a days have a blog. The question is though; is this new media killing journalism, as we know it, or more appropriately, how is it killing journalism?

I don’t think there is any doubt in saying that most of us are ‘google-journalistolics’ - if such a term exists. If we want to know something, we go to the Internet. David Lynch once said at a press conference I attended, that ‘if you want to send a message - go to western union’. We, the ‘google-journalistolics’, are living after quite the same rules: If we want news or information, we go to the Internet. But the problem with Wikipedia, Yahoo! Answers, or YouTube videos for that matter, is like hearing a great story from a drunken man in a pub. You believe the story is true, but you never bother confirming it. And maybe this is where the new media and new journalism is substituting the old regular journalism is we know it.

When I was in my teenage years (not that long ago), I remember buying newspapers or reading my parents. With great interest, I enjoyed the long detailed reports, sometimes even from foreign countries and societies, where the journalist, almost like Tintin, used to discover and explore an exciting phenomenon. Now, I open up my laptop and go to the first and best blog available (or newspaper’s websites), where I often, to my disappointment, am satisfied with the information I get. It usually takes me 3-4 minutes, and then I am updated. Or, at least I think I am.

Citizen journalism is what, by many, the bloggers are known as. I am a citizen journalist. You might be one too. Some other ‘normal’ citizens are even creating films and video clips. Some might even create podcasts. But where is it we fail, where are our limitations and why shouldn’t we take over the medium of journalism?

I believe the citizen journalism is, in many ways, helping the ‘real’ journalist. I like to consider them as a supplement for the regular papers at the newsstand. A watchdog, really. Bloggers are the ones who are forcing the journalists to do even better and work even harder for a good story. Citizen journalists are dangerous to the journalists, as many of them show that what we read in the newspapers or see in television can be done even better, sometimes even with less effort and at prices much more favorable. One can say that new media enthusiasts are what journalists used to be to politicians: A straight up pain in the ass. It is a terrible truth, especially to publish here at a newspaper’s website, but nonetheless, it is a fact that the quality of journalism is decreasing. It seems like the fun at the importance of taking your time to write a good article or report is gone and substituted by products sold by the meter. And if newspaper readers get products sold by the meter, they might as well go to the Internet and Google the topic. At least there, they’ll have some thousand pages to look at (found in 0.01 second).

Though,‘citizen journalism’ can be as bad for you as a portion of southern fried chicken with chips and extra mayonnaise. ‘Real journalism’ is probably more like an organic salad with eggs and Danish rye bread on the side. In the long run, it is really up to you to choose what you like, even though you know what is best for you. Sometimes I prefer the bad thing and I like to think of it as sufficient. Just like choosing random blogs or Youtube instead of The Guardian and BBC.
Though, more often than not, I like to be able to know who is writing the stuff I read. I like to think that journalists have a responsibility when writing. Bloggers haven’t really got that sort of issue, and thank God (or Gods or whatever else one chooses to or not to believe in) for that. And apropos religion and responsibility, I guess you would be able to find hundreds of Muhammad depictions on the Internet, might even hundreds of anti-Islamic films, but none who are responsible for them. With a newspaper article, the good thing is that you know who wrote it, you know who published it and you know who to blame if you think something is wrong or unethical.

I believe journalists are scared and feels somebody are taking over their highly reserved territory. And this with a good reason. New Media practitioners are producing and producing with relevance of everything and nothing. The diverse range of information and points of view confuses readers. And editors are in doubt whether what to do in the future with their newspapers. The question is whether we want quantity or quality?
I started out this article by calling attention to the many known sayings among British people. Nonetheless, I want to end it with one among the French that secure the maximum outcome of a medium: ‘Think a lot, say a little, write even less’.

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All pictures above are taken and copyrighted by Christian Halsted ®

Living La Vida Loca (CP)

My last post was about Candy People’s newly produced T-Shirts for Sidespring/ Tigerspring. To be a little bit more ego-centric, I have uploaded some pictures of our new Zine called ‘Living La Vida Loca’. It is made by Jakob, Lukas, Rasmus, Frederik Allan and myself over the last two months or so (yes, a little lazy, I know). IThe idea was, in main, to make some weird drawings, some stupid notions, some graphic elements and then produce about 50 a5 sized zines. One can call it propaganda, marketing or pr - we consider it fun! Being able to mix up some thoughts and sketches and put them in a zine is what the real motive behind the zine is, and whether you like it or not, we surely did making it! Candy People works most of all as a creative platform where we (above mentioned) comment on each others work and have a good reason to eat a proper Christmass lunch together every winter! Initiated by Jakob and me, we want to make sure our ideas get through a so-called ’second-opinion’. Anyways, our size, will over the next couple of weeks be spread out over Copenhagen, so if you are lucky enough to be in Cph, you might catch one of them!

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All pictures above are taken and copyrighted by Christian Halsted ®

Vs. # 4

My old friends from Vs. Magazine have published their fourth edition, and what a magazine it has become.

Stunning pictures,  cool interviews, 6 covers and a party at Hotel Skt Petri in Copenhagen is what they have come up with! A big congratulation from Simple Common Sense!

See preview here!