Simple Common Sense

All my respect to women. Then it’s said.
But flicking through my firefox bookmarks the other day I stumbled over something rather awkward. When reading the news The Guardian and The Times are usually my favoured. I know: Labour vs. Conservatives (Rusbrigder – Harding) - and bla bla bla.
My stumbling block though, was the article in The Times written by Katie Price. Yes: Katie Price; Jordan; Peter Andre’s wife; the UK no. 1 ‘glamour model’. In this very remarkable article, she explains her annoyance of not being invited to a Polo match (Cartier Polo International) even though she is so very successful. Hmmm… Why is this even vaguely newsworthy? I mean, it’s not even interesting! If she wanted to go so badly, why didn’t she buy a ticket?

My biggest annoyance is probably not that The Times chooses to publish a story like this. Nor is it that Katie Price is so extraordinarily ludicrous. No, I think my major frustration is me spending 2 minutes actually reading it. But I really had to, though. It’s scary, but even though you know how dull the thing you are about to read is, sometimes you must. Just like bill-boards with an alluring picture on it. Or even sometimes gossip magazines.

The Cartier Polo International is held at the Guards Polo Club, associated with the royal family. The Duke of Edinburgh is the President for Christ’s sake. And still, Mrs. Price says: “More than 35,000 people came to the polo match last weekend but I was excluded.
Why? I’m a successful author and businesswoman, a rider, I am learning to play polo and I compete in dressage events”. Nude glamour modeling is first of all not the most admired career path. Second of all; is success necessarily invites to royal happenings? At next year’s noble or royalty-associated Cartier Polo International gathering, I believe is would be on it’s place if they invited Pete Doherty. Maybe also Amy Winehouse. (If any of them is still alive at that time of course). That would suit the purple drapes and large jewels.

Katie: There are no common people except in the highest spheres of society. (Thank you Mr. Twain).

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As Darwin and Wallace’s theory suggests, more creatures in a population are born than can survive. This is the struggle for existence. So when some 10.000 Chinese decides to settle elsewhere - in this case South Africa - the colonialists must react. That’s pretty fair isn’t it? First they reacted with discrimination under apartheid which gave them very little liberty to earn decent money or have decent jobs. This also reflected their societal status, and respect was a word that wasn’t heard of for very long. Now, 17 years after the racist apartheid system ceased, the Chinese South Americans have won the rights to be classified as ‘Black’.

Now what is really strange, is the classification of Asians. People from Korea, Taiwan and Japan were categorized as ‘White’. But, no no, Chinese are ‘Black’. Weird? Then think about it again, and correct your impulse to ‘extremely lame’! Might even ferocious, I could argue.

Marcel Berlins, from Guardian, recalls a trip to South Africa in the 1960s, where the Chinese were still under very strict restrictions, but the Japanese were seen as ‘white’: “Hardly anyone at the time had the faintest idea how to distinguish between Chinese and Japanese people, even supposing they were aware that the latter, legally speaking, were now Caucasians. But what if a newly whitened Japanese person was treated as though they were Chinese? A team of government officials was sent out to explain to puzzled restaurant owners and other service providers that the east Asian-looking gentlemen soon to enter their premises were to be served politely rather than turfed out unceremoniously. It caused great confusion at the time, but was clearly successful in business terms.”

My first thought was, how does this benefit the Chinese, does it make any difference, and hpw does this shit work? Well, apparently, the motive was financial. By being part of the (’luda’cris) black label, the Chinese gets access to various black economic empowerment schemes available to the victims of apartheid. Great life.

My last comment won’t be any anthropological nonsense on why this is normal in South Africa, or why this is even possible to take place now-a-days. No, I want to quote The Yardbirds’s song called ‘Mister, You’re a better Man than I’, as I believe it’s more clever than what I can come up with right now: Could you condemn a man, If your faith he doesn’t hold? Say the colour of his skin, Is the colour of his soul? Or could you say if men, For king and country all must die? Then Mister you’re a better man than I, Yeah You’re a better man than I

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