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Peace Crime Love Violence - tacky headline?

I have decided this week’s posts to be me commenting on things I find elsewhere. Today’s story is one that is featured on most newspaper’s website and commented on by a lot of people. My commentary will be in here though (see reason in previous post). Anyways, I am of course talking about the newest ‘Global Peace Index‘ that rates UK as the 49th most violent place in the world, measuring external and internal turmoil. UK is placed just below Panama (48) and one place above Mozambique (50) which probably makes it a bit more atrocious (literally speaking this is). The top countries are Iceland, Denmark and Norway, respectively. Iraq, Somalia and Sudan unsurprisingly take the bottom three places in the index.

For me being a Dane, this isn’t that surprising - I’ve always known Marcellus from Hamlet was wrong when saying ‘Something is rotten in the state of Denmark’. Now, I’m just grumbling about why I chose to live in England (London which is the worst place of them all, I guess) when I could have stayed put in little Copenhagen? I should maybe grumble about why I didn’t move to Iceland instead. But then again, their foreign minister’s name is ‘Ingibjorg Solrun Gisladottiir’ - which would probably give me some language barriers to struggle with on second thoughts.
But I don’t want to complain or sound lugubrious - I’m happy where I am. At least most of the time.

And while sitting here in my flat in East End London (Jack The Ripper’s old area actually) thinking about crime and violence, I haven’t really got anything important (or stupid) thing to say about it. Firstly because the word ‘crime’ alone just nauseates me. Secondly, crime, I believe, is one of the subjects that one either discuss in length or neglect by the rule of reason. So by taking the second, and easy option, I have decided to upload some pictures I took earlier today as well as quote The Kinks’s song called Apeman (I know it’s a bit corny) as it seems a bit more deep than what I could come up with:

I think I’m so educated and I’m so civilized
cos I’m a strict vegetarian
But with the over-population and inflation and starvation
And the crazy politicians
I don’t feel safe in this world no more
I don’t want to die in a nuclear war
I want to sail away to a distant shore and make like an ape man

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All pictures above are taken and copyrighted by Christian Halsted ®

Is New Media Killing Journalism?

I have decided to post a draft on some of my ideas on ‘new media’ and the discussion it creates in larger companies and publishers: Well, its difficult to decide where to start, but I have been told that people find it clever to start out a text by quoting someone important. I am not going to do that. Instead I will start out with one of my favourite British sayings: Opinions are like butt-holes: everybody has one. Today, one can almost say the same about blogs. Not that all blogs has butt-holes, no, but that it seems like everybody now a days have a blog. The question is though; is this new media killing journalism, as we know it, or more appropriately, how is it killing journalism?

I don’t think there is any doubt in saying that most of us are ‘google-journalistolics’ - if such a term exists. If we want to know something, we go to the Internet. David Lynch once said at a press conference I attended, that ‘if you want to send a message - go to western union’. We, the ‘google-journalistolics’, are living after quite the same rules: If we want news or information, we go to the Internet. But the problem with Wikipedia, Yahoo! Answers, or YouTube videos for that matter, is like hearing a great story from a drunken man in a pub. You believe the story is true, but you never bother confirming it. And maybe this is where the new media and new journalism is substituting the old regular journalism is we know it.

When I was in my teenage years (not that long ago), I remember buying newspapers or reading my parents. With great interest, I enjoyed the long detailed reports, sometimes even from foreign countries and societies, where the journalist, almost like Tintin, used to discover and explore an exciting phenomenon. Now, I open up my laptop and go to the first and best blog available (or newspaper’s websites), where I often, to my disappointment, am satisfied with the information I get. It usually takes me 3-4 minutes, and then I am updated. Or, at least I think I am.

Citizen journalism is what, by many, the bloggers are known as. I am a citizen journalist. You might be one too. Some other ‘normal’ citizens are even creating films and video clips. Some might even create podcasts. But where is it we fail, where are our limitations and why shouldn’t we take over the medium of journalism?

I believe the citizen journalism is, in many ways, helping the ‘real’ journalist. I like to consider them as a supplement for the regular papers at the newsstand. A watchdog, really. Bloggers are the ones who are forcing the journalists to do even better and work even harder for a good story. Citizen journalists are dangerous to the journalists, as many of them show that what we read in the newspapers or see in television can be done even better, sometimes even with less effort and at prices much more favorable. One can say that new media enthusiasts are what journalists used to be to politicians: A straight up pain in the ass. It is a terrible truth, especially to publish here at a newspaper’s website, but nonetheless, it is a fact that the quality of journalism is decreasing. It seems like the fun at the importance of taking your time to write a good article or report is gone and substituted by products sold by the meter. And if newspaper readers get products sold by the meter, they might as well go to the Internet and Google the topic. At least there, they’ll have some thousand pages to look at (found in 0.01 second).

Though,‘citizen journalism’ can be as bad for you as a portion of southern fried chicken with chips and extra mayonnaise. ‘Real journalism’ is probably more like an organic salad with eggs and Danish rye bread on the side. In the long run, it is really up to you to choose what you like, even though you know what is best for you. Sometimes I prefer the bad thing and I like to think of it as sufficient. Just like choosing random blogs or Youtube instead of The Guardian and BBC.
Though, more often than not, I like to be able to know who is writing the stuff I read. I like to think that journalists have a responsibility when writing. Bloggers haven’t really got that sort of issue, and thank God (or Gods or whatever else one chooses to or not to believe in) for that. And apropos religion and responsibility, I guess you would be able to find hundreds of Muhammad depictions on the Internet, might even hundreds of anti-Islamic films, but none who are responsible for them. With a newspaper article, the good thing is that you know who wrote it, you know who published it and you know who to blame if you think something is wrong or unethical.

I believe journalists are scared and feels somebody are taking over their highly reserved territory. And this with a good reason. New Media practitioners are producing and producing with relevance of everything and nothing. The diverse range of information and points of view confuses readers. And editors are in doubt whether what to do in the future with their newspapers. The question is whether we want quantity or quality?
I started out this article by calling attention to the many known sayings among British people. Nonetheless, I want to end it with one among the French that secure the maximum outcome of a medium: ‘Think a lot, say a little, write even less’.

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All pictures above are taken and copyrighted by Christian Halsted ®

Is the Study of Other Cultures Important?

A few notions on why social and human science is relevant for the contemporary world. This is only a few rough outlines of some thoughts and I will one day make a more detailed description of the importance of anthropology. I have also added 4 pictures I took earlier today while I was walking around London East End (Columbia Road, Brick Lane, Virginia Road etc). The area is one of the most multi-ethnic in the world and is often, by Londoners, called ‘Bangla Town’.

First of all, lets define culture and how I will reflect on the term in this posts. Culture, as Eldridge and Crombie (1996) states, refer to ‘the unique configuration of norms, values, beliefs, ways of behaving and so on, that characterize the manner in which groups and individuals combine to get things done’. These are all easily interpreted with a little help from some simple common sense. The importance of the cultures, norms, beliefs, and behaviors using your common sense, might take you a long way, or even as far as the famous ‘armchair anthropologists’ went - but the finale conclusion will always be individual: Anthropology gives you an insight to cultures, whether it is punk cultures, maroon societies or English upper class. This insight can either be thrown away or you can start making your own interpretations. However, importance of culture is relevant to the ones who challenge the separation of modernity from traditional and rationality from superstition. An example I find interesting for this understanding and study of other cultures was when anthropologists started out researching the Caribbean. One of their first notions were that the people and society were problematic, primitive and too ‘free’. These firsts ‘anthropologists’ (he was really more a colonel observer), Thomas Simey et.el, were all Christian, English middle class with nuclear families. To restore their thought of the right way of living they started campaigns to get people married as Simey interpreted the relations as being too casual, promiscuous and transitory.

Casual, promiscuous and transitory was not exactly how he thought a society should be; and so was The Mass Marriage Movement introduced. But it was introduced to be canceled shortly after. No progress was shown and they had to conclude that a change in cultural norms requires more than a campaign made by an ‘outsider’.

With this said, it is easy to mirror it to a western society. Imagine a country run by politicians, with no significant understanding of the mixed races, religions, interests and behaviors. This would not only result in depriving people’s freedom but also end up in a massive misunderstandings on how to incorporate people into the same laws, policies and systems. Take for example the debate on how Muslim women should be allowed to wear their burkha or chadri at public offices. I believe this shows a sort of disrespect as well as lack in cultural understanding as their religious customs are highly different from the Western. And what about imagining Jamaicans going to an English middle class society and try to introduce matrifocal family strategies? Not really appropriate, I guess!

Social science and anthropological studies are, for me, generated as an appreciation of humankind. In detail, ethnographies inform us of the various customs, mixed interest and high number of different norms found in throughout the world. And understanding this will make one generate an appreciation of humankind and its diverse and many spectra. This is the where the basis is for our world society. If we can live among each other with an appreciation and understanding we can hopefully create a better consideration and more prudent deliberation.

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All pictures above are taken and copyrighted by Christian Halsted ®

Living La Vida Loca (CP)

My last post was about Candy People’s newly produced T-Shirts for Sidespring/ Tigerspring. To be a little bit more ego-centric, I have uploaded some pictures of our new Zine called ‘Living La Vida Loca’. It is made by Jakob, Lukas, Rasmus, Frederik Allan and myself over the last two months or so (yes, a little lazy, I know). IThe idea was, in main, to make some weird drawings, some stupid notions, some graphic elements and then produce about 50 a5 sized zines. One can call it propaganda, marketing or pr - we consider it fun! Being able to mix up some thoughts and sketches and put them in a zine is what the real motive behind the zine is, and whether you like it or not, we surely did making it! Candy People works most of all as a creative platform where we (above mentioned) comment on each others work and have a good reason to eat a proper Christmass lunch together every winter! Initiated by Jakob and me, we want to make sure our ideas get through a so-called ’second-opinion’. Anyways, our size, will over the next couple of weeks be spread out over Copenhagen, so if you are lucky enough to be in Cph, you might catch one of them!

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All pictures above are taken and copyrighted by Christian Halsted ®

Tee Shirt or T-Shirt

Some months ago, Candy People (Jake, Luke, Rasmus and I) were contacted by the Danish record Label and management company Tigerspring, who asked us to make a t-shirt design containing the word ‘t-shirt’ or tee shirt’. The interesting part though, is not that they asked us to design a t-shirt but that they asked about 5 graphic design collectives or designers to make a t-shirt containing the same word. At their homepage, where you can buy the t-shirts (printed on American Apparel), you’ll also be able to see the other designs (soon at least - I hope).

Our design (see picture below) is a little ‘NO FEAR’ inspired. Our main idea was simply to make it a bit aggressive though still a bit stupid and I think we succeeded in doing just that! I hope you like it… And if you don’t then please feel free not to buy it…

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All pictures above are taken and copyrighted by Candy People ®

Say Cheese

Its funny how you almost never see dark people ski, swim or play tennis, isn’t it? Flicking through some of my bookmarks I found an asnwer to some of my questions on why this could be. At Stuff White People Like’s blog they have recently posted a very funny blog on how white people are obsessed with outdoor performance clothes and how ‘it allows them to believe that at any moment they could find themselves with a Thule rack on top of their car headed to a national park. It could be 4:00 p.m. on a Saturday when they might get a call “hey man, you know what we need to do? Kayak then camping, right now. I’m on my way to get you, there is no time to change clothes.”’

Besides outdoor performance clothes, white people apparently also like bad memories of highschool, the idea of soccer, multilingual children and modern furniture which I guess is quite true. I especially like his point about multilingual children saying; ‘All white people want their children to speak another language. There are no exceptions. They dream about the children drifting in between French and English sentences as they bustle about the kitchen while they read the New York Times and listen to Jazz.’ -My theory is just that white people don’t want their children to like Soulja Boy (im wild on da dance flo, yea i got fans, im doin poole palace and dey lookin at my hands,
Im bout to do my dance, but naww you cant stop that, i crank my dance up and then i let my glock cock back)!

Anyhow, with all this said, I just wanted to let you know that I am off to Switzerland for a little skiing with my family. I will be back in a week but I’ll try to post from down there if I get some time… Adios!

Essay (myths, religion and society)

I reckon it could be fun for some of you to read my essay on aspects of the British society in regards to myths, religion and society. Maybe its a bit far fetched but I had fun writing it and I still wonder how the teachers in the anthropology department of Goldsmiths are looking when reading and marking it! Haha…

(There might be some grammatical or spelling mistakes here and there!)

 


Introduction

Around the 7th century before the Christian Era, anonymous authors wrote down The Book of Genesis: In primeval history, it was said, that the first two human beings on earth was Adam and Eve and that these two people gave birth to Cain, Abel, Seth et al. who later on populated the earth. Yet, before getting children, they lived together in the Garden of Eden among animals, plants and God’s other creations. Their lives are often depicted as quite simple without too many obligations. Nonetheless, God forbid Adam and Eve from eating the apples of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, warning that they would die if they did so - but as the human beings they were, they could not resist the temptation, and Eve got underway in eating the forbidden fruit. She gave the fruit to Adam as well and the consequence is told to be the awareness of their inappropriate nakedness. When God saw the clothes they had made for themselves as a result of the forbidden knowledge, he knew they have disobeyed his command and therefore expelled them from the garden.

The story about Adam and Eve can be seen as the kick-off to what has become one of today’s major issues, affairs, subjects and anthropological focuses; public and cultural symbols, control and status measurements especially found through clothing. The human body was interesting from the very beginning of humankind, though attired in clothes it became absorbing. Clothing and later on fashion became a tool preventing people to look like each other; separating ‘us’ from ‘them’ or vice versa for that matter. People are branded and grouped in terms of what they wear and how they are interpreted by others; it is ‘the endless process through which the body is decoded and recorded’ as Conner writes (1997 p. 216).

Modern Ages

Peter Stromberg writes in his essay on the ideology of American consumerism about a ‘happier, more comprehensible, and more exciting’ (1990 p. 11) so-called ‘second world’ that you only can find, in the beliefs on consumerism through advertising: By buying X, your life will change. Adam and Eve’s lives changed when they got kicked out of the Garden of Eden, and why did they get kicked out? By trying to enter this afore mentioned ‘second world’, as they got tempted by something others experienced.
Today the ‘second world’ represents more than just what we can buy, it also represents the lives of celebrities. You can compare Adam and Eve to Britain’s favourites; David and Victoria Beckham. Both deities or supreme beings of their time, functioning as style icons through their specific self-expression and their somewhat naïve growth that made them eager to discover the unknown world. In both situations, one or both were tempted by something they did not know about or supposedly never would become part of. David and Victoria Beckham both became public hotshots even though their family and economical background indicated something else. David Graeber implies, when writing about theories of value; ‘some things move from meaning to desire’ (2001 p. 21). With this he highlights the idea of; its not how good you are, but how good you want to be, as the main evidence on the experience of the values behind the ‘second world’.
A culture includes some sort of body of symbolic material out of which myths and rituals are created, and in this case the symbolic material is clothing and fashion which eventually becomes part of the myth of the ‘second world’ i.e. the life many are hungering for and what many anthropologists has been studying in various societies. Adam and Eve as well as David and Victoria Beckham is both made into supernatural beings through a projection of their image, and one can argue that the British religion is, equivalent to Stromberg’s analysis of the American, based on these supernatural celebrities and as a result of consumerism become the creation of a supreme being; a Deity. And if ‘culture is shaped by the behaviour of individuals who have widely ranging temperaments and definite sense of unique identities’ (Keesing, M & Strather, A. 1998 p. 64) the supernatural beings have reached a public status and image earlier only seen in more solemn and ceremonial perspectives.
In a more detailed description of the primeval story compared to today’s examples, Adam is considered a prophet in Islamic and Mormon faiths (to name a few). He is mostly depicted as a muscled white male only wearing little if any clothes (depending on time; after eating the forbidden fruit he wore fig leaves). God decided Adam should have a female companion with similar attributes; white, somewhat slender, wearing little if any clothes (again depending on time).
Now, take the white muscled David Beckham. He is considered ‘worshipped’ by men and women in the western world as his football skills as well as appearance is superior to the ‘norm’. He is often portrayed in tabloids, advertisings and in gossip magazines wearing little if any clothes. David Beckham is married to Victoria Beckham, who is, as well as Eve, white, slender and almost always pictured in wearing little if any clothes (and if in clothes, always quite expensive and fashionable). In relation to Adam end Eve’s fig leaves and Mr and Mrs Beckham’s expensive and fashionable clothes both used as a cultural and social image, one can argue that the expression ‘in full fig’ (i.e. smart clothes) originate from the use of fig leaves used by Adam and Eve - and not a variant of the obsolete term ‘feague’ which means liven up. This discussion must be delayed a little longer, however.
Yet, the highest resemblance is found when looking at their ‘worlds’. The Beckham’s came from the ‘first world’ where money, fame and social respect was something you only dreamt of. East London or Essex was never part of the areas or social clientele of the posh life where champagne, expensive dresses, celebrities and money dominated. Nonetheless, they became part of what people like ‘them’ only could wish for: Living the sweet life among actors and actresses in blissful and famous Hollywood where Essex and east London never would be mentioned. Similar to that, Adam and Eve lived the immortal lives in The Garden of Eden where life was sweet as a fairytale and any heavy obligations were synonymous with relaxing and enjoying life. Their life changed dramatically after disobeying God’s words, and they became part of the ‘normal’ life where mortality and sins functioned as everyday factors. The fact is, however, that both the Beckham’s and Adam & Eve ‘are the ones who participate in two worlds, the world we all live in and the world we all aspire to.’ (Stromberg. 1990 p. 17). Since they have lived and experienced both, people regard them as being superior in some way or another. They have been where you have, but look where they are now or have been! In that way the Beckham’s function as the evidence of everybody being able to become transformed into supreme beings through success, consumption (especially to increase individual looks/ image) and a fortunate faith.

Myths and Deities

With supreme beings on my mind, this brings me to the idea of a myth, and especially the myth about George Washington described (somewhat whimsically) by Dorothea Wender. Wender argues that George Washington never existed as his whole life seemed like a set of myths and metaphors for the American society’s establishment and foundation not only made by one man (1985 p. 336-341). The same can be applied to Mr and Mrs Beckham I believe. The modern day fairytale of Prince meeting Princess and them living a very public life in the media is just too far fetched to possibly be real, anthropologists (and others) can argue.
It is probably important to know what I mean by a myth, and how I will use the term in relation to the Beckham’s life and living. A myth is in general a term used to describe something or someone related to impossibilities. By including impossibilities in the definition, myth is an expression that gives nonsense or uncertainty a history. Often used in fairytales depicting medieval times, a myth uses its unreliability to create an impossible meaning through time and space. This is why Dorothea Wender can apply it to the unknown factors of George Washington and how he founded the United States of America. However, it is also why the idea of a myth can be used as a theory when looking at David and Victoria Beckham - and especially when studying their fame. As with George Washington, their lives or even status seems irrelevant. The society is highly based on having people like these and therefore only would find somebody else to recognize as the supreme beings in cultural matters; if it wasn’t for Washington I guess Jefferson or Adams would have taken the part in history, as you see Katie Price (Jordan) and Peter Andrè is doing in Britain after Mr and Mrs Beckham immigrated to the United States. As long as style icons or idols has a central role in capitalism and consumerism, I believe the world will always need figures like these to function as the representation of something ideological or part of the ‘second world’. This is again where we find the myth argument! David and Victoria Beckham are functioning as idols or as icons representing the ‘second world’. But if this ‘second world’ only exist as an explanation to the unknown, the fairytales of modern times and expressions of something uncertain shows the Beckham fairytale is a myth. It might be the whole idea of celebrities that can be argued to have a sense of nonsense, and when described giving it all a sense of mythological ‘meaning’. Their fame is seen as the ultimate point of their success and their lives as the complete bliss in what couples and people search for in societies where consumerism and capitalism almost regulate the social control. Only through the afore mentioned projection, their lives has become of somewhat supernatural beings, depicted as and compared to old myths such as the Adam and Eve story. Another religious belief such as the Virgin Mary and Jesus myth could also do in this relation – Virgin Mary as Victoria and David as Jesus. In each instance the person comes from nothing and is through projection made into a saviour; a Deity. Victoria and David Beckham can be argued to be the modern version of our image of the perfect man and woman – as Adam and Eva or Mary and Jesus was and is regarded as by many and most. Let me create a dichotomy to give a better understanding:
Victoria - David
Female - Male
Pop singer (soft (vagina)) - Footballer (hard (penis))
Animal Protection - UNICEF Aid
Skin cream advertisements - Shaving advertisements
Slim but curved (culture) - Muscled (nature)

Conclusion

To sum this whole paper up, I believe it is necessary to conclude that these couples were and are one. I mean, without the other part these people would be of no real significance. Adam would still be immortal and walk around naked in The Garden of Eden. Virgin Mary would be the poor wife of Joseph living in Nazareth. And lastly, David Beckham would just be another footballer, maybe living and working in the cold and grey area of Manchester. As Wender concludes in her study of Washington and as I will do in mine about the Beckhams in relation to more religious examples, they seem as ‘an unusually good example of pure myth, untainted by the chancy quirks of history’ (1985 p. 342).

Sebastien Tellier: Sexuality!

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Yesterday, Sebastien Tellier (the savoir of music) played an amazing free concert for a limited crowd in London to promote his new album; Sexuality. The album will be in stores from next week, but yesterday you could buy it, and as I was there, and it was absolutely fantastic, I bought the new album! After the show he signed records (mine is above) while speaking to his fans.

Unfortunately, the new album is not as good as the two earlier ones. I believe it is a bit more mature and less creative, although some of the tracks are absolutely stupefying . My personal favourites are: L’Amouret Laviolence, Divine, Kilometer, Sexual Sportswear and Roche - but I have only had the album for 17 hours, so at some point I guess it will change a bit through time as always…

I have also uploaded some pictures of the show and of me talking to my new friend Sebastien…